Jael: Where did we get this baby?
Mom: God gave us Landon, Jael. God gave us you to.
Madyson: God gave you me to.
Dad: No Gypsies gave you to us.
Jael: Mommy, are we almost home yet?
Jael: You are not a mommy. You are a daddy and she is a mommy.
Dad: Madyson, when I get back from Florida we get to go to IHOP.
Jael: Me to?
Jael: And Landon and Mommy to?
Dad: Nah....if they go, we do not get as many pancakes.
Jael (dramatic pause): Yeah....I like pancakes!!