Red Birds

ACTUAL conversation between me and Landon this morning while I was painting the closet:
(I was trying to keep him busy so he wouldn't "help" me paint)

"Mommy, there are some birds in the grass."
"How many are there baby?"
"5"
"What color are they?"
"Red"
"Are they boys or girls?"
"Boys...the girls are pink"
"If only boys are in the grass, where are all the girl birds?"
"At home eating birdfeed."